If you’ve stumbled across this site, then you are something of a genius, as it has only been in existence for 12 nanoseconds, give or take. Oh wait, hang on, maybe I’m the genius because I somehow got you here in that time… nah, it’s probably you. And sorry if in fact you intended to be somewhere else, though seriously, how many Tom Merchants do you know?
Well, since you’re here, I’d better entertain you quick smart.
Who am I? A science lover and author, now only a few weeks away from publishing my first novel, “The Benevolent Troll”. If you like Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett or Tom Robbins then you may like what I serve up. Sadly, two of those authors are now dead so things don’t auger well. There’s a few sample chapters of my work on this site, so see what you think, but please be quick because, you know, like I said…
If you do enjoy what you read, then please feel free to subscribe at right and I’ll keep you posted on book release dates and such, so you can be part of the big, wild Benevolent Troll ride.
Thanks for visiting and do come back soon you clever, clever thing.